Northwestern Weather Update: WAT DA HAIL?!?!
At around 3:00pm on Friday October 31st, Evanston’s environment was met with extremely powerful winds and massive amounts of hail….
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Taylor Swift Writes Breakup Song for Spotify
After a series of very public fights between world-famous country star Taylor Swift and her perennial on-and-off-again fling with Spotify users, the singer did what she does best: she wrote a vengeful breakup song.
Election Day “Red Wave” Leaves Behind Millions of Casualties
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.
NCAA Rejects Northwestern’s Request to Curve Football Scores
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.
A Eulogy for Buffalo W. Wings
I still remember the day that Buffalo, affectionately known as B-Dubs, arrived in Evanston
How to Sexile Your Parents: A Guide to Family Weekend
Learn how to sexile your parents in just three easy steps! Love comes in many forms…
BREAKING: Bobb Has RAs
We Forgot, We Forgot, the Fifth of November
“No no he’s like that guy in the Natalie Portman movie. Yeah, the one who tried to blow up Congress.”
The Flipside’s Guide to Embracing Purple
Feel the purple grumble through your digestive system and challenge your colon with artificial coloring galore!
Pumpkin Spice’s Many Uses
In the spirit of the season, here are 10 things that would be just perfect with pumpkin spice and make autumn all the more autumnier!