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Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
Asians Finally Relinquish Control over Northwestern after Thanksgiving Break Coup
To Cut Spending, NU Scraps Skating Rink, Builds 600-foot Ski Jump
Fraternity Holds Intervention for Brother Suffering From Sex Addiction
EVANSTON — The members of Theta Eta Zeta fraternity held an intervention this week for their brother, Cameron Cordell, who is suffering from a chronic sex addiction. “Cam has the curse of being the man at everything he does, and regrettably this applies to sex,” said fraternity president Wesley Timmons. “We need to be with him in this time of need.” The brothers called a meeting last week to sit down with Cameron, and let him know what they were
Annoying Student from Minnesota: “You Call That Snow?”
Comments That Didn’t Make it Through Our Spam Filter
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The Flipside Coasts For a Week After Reading “The Fighting Methodist”
“Really? That’s all they’ve got?” state relieved Flipside editors.
More Time Spent Talking to Family Pets than Family
WILMETTE, IL — While attending a Thanksgiving dinner at his cousins’ house, Northwestern Sophomore Ryan Mayled reportedly spent more time talking to his hosts’ pet dogs than to any of his distant relatives. By playing tug-of-war with the two aging Boston Terriers, Mayled successfully managed to avoid even a single venture into the living room where relatives from across the state had assembled to watch football, drink spiced apple cider, and enjoy each other’s company. Following an incredibly awkward dinner
NU Students to Procrastinate Real Classes with New Online Courses