âI wish I could just go up to someone and ask, âWho is the head librarian?â But Iâm not allowed to talk or ask any questions, because itâs a library and I have to be absolutely silent.â
It is possible the club may never get the chance to stretch its wings, but instead have them be kind of crumpled and uneven. A few days ago, NU Paper Airplane club lodged a formal complaint with ASG, citing their exclusive monopoly on all organized paper-based folding activities.
âIâm glad they finally realized I donât need radio in my DNA, or at all, ever, in any context.â
âAfter pumping hundreds of thousands of dollars into the Bait Unicycle program, it remains to be proven that it has caught one person trying to steal a dweeb-mobile.â
Are you aware of how hot the tech and engineering industry is these days? Iâm going to be working with an ancient, gasoline-guzzling, rusty push mower that my parents have refused to replace since the early 2000s.
âWhen I first saw the bird, I was like âOh, okay, I guess springâs here,ââ said Jason Kang, WCAS â21.
âI genuinely believed he was asking me to proofread a short horror story for a good 30 minutes,â said Career Advisor Kerry Phillips.
Rumors suggest that Chesterton may be the elusive and mythical obnoxicus doucheium, or âbusiest student.â
In preparation for the event, Johnson has read the entirety of the Infinity War series, the origin stories of every major character in the movie, and other Marvel comics relating to superhero teams ranging from the Fantastic Four to the Defenders.
Apparently not understanding the difference between âuniversity presidentâ and âstudent-body president,â Morty Schapiro has permanently moved to Nicaragua under the assumption that the new ASG president has replaced him.