NU Qatar Crowned Doha’s Big Ten Team
“To honor NU Qatar’s superb victory, the NU athletic department officially declares NU Qatar as Doha’s Big Ten Team”
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Brady Vows to Chop Off Finger If He Doesn’t Win Another Ring
Brady is certainly capable of winning another Super Bowl. But at 37, he does not have much time left. Father Time is undefeated, and can strike even the best, just ask Peyton Manning.
Dinner with Strangers: A Look into Your Real Future
The Northwestern Alumni Association will hold a “Dinner with 12 Strangers: Industry” in the hopes of connecting students to individuals working in the industries that they are likely to enter into upon graduation.
Taylor Swift Sets Trademarking Trend
Nicki Minaj will be trademarking “Anaconda,” annoying herpetologists everywhere, who only just recently were able to claim to be studying the Amazonian snake without being questioned about the snake’s opinions on buns.
The Flipside’s Picks for The 87th Academy Awards
Our pick for Best Original Song: “Jam (Turn It Up)” By Kim Kardashian… No comment necessary.
DivestNU vs. NUDivest – A History of Northwestern Confusion
The Flipside investigated the Wildcat Connection Archives to find other haphazardly named student groups.
Daily Northwestern Full of Insightful Opinions
A popular section of the Daily is the Opinion section, in which writers share their hard-hitting insights into major conflicts. The Flipside dove into the Daily archives to retrieve some other Pulitzer-worthy Op-Eds.
Northwestern Career Advancement: How To Get a Job
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.
Patriots to Use Crossbows in Super Bowl XLIX
Dubbed “crossbow-gate,” the Patriots’ latest tactic is projected to push the odds to the Patriots’ favor. Studies show that football teams that use crossbows win 97% of the time against teams that do not use crossbows.
Stephen Colbert to Give Large Donation to Northwestern
EVANSTON—Students received a message from President Morton Schapiro Monday afternoon regarding the upcoming announcement of an unprecedented alumni donation. This donation will be honored on Wednesday, January 28 at a special ceremony led by Schapiro himself. Following the announcement, speculation concerning the identity of the magnanimous benefactor plagued the student body. Rumors of Chester M. Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze a.k.a. Tom Hanks Jr. a.k.a. Mr. Wonderful) involvement have been quashed by the most recent update from the Office of the