Fraternity Inspires PED Testing for Dance Marathon
DM officials are investigating the serious possibility that last year’s complete absence of fainting frat bros was due to blood doping and other performance enhancing drugs.
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Weinberg to Introduce GNDR ST 230: Intro to Misogyny for Diversity Requirement
There is disagreement on whether the scope of inequalities studied should be national or international, and whether Northwestern had ever experienced an instance of racism, social injustice, or cultural insensitivity.
OPINION: Gone Greek Night, Bruno Help Me
Gone Greek Night is unique in that it is possibly the only time of the year before Dillo Day where pounding five shots of Skol at 3:30 in the afternoon is expected, not shunned.
ASG to Hold Debate on Dress Color
Student organizations such as GoldDivest and the Coalition for Black and Blue have sprung up with various platforms based on the RGB values in the popular picture.
Point/Counterpoint: What Color is the Dress?
This is obvious to all people with eyes. I’m confused as to why we’re even discussing this because it is so clear to me and every other sane human alive that this dress is white and goddamn gold.
Morty Announces GPA Acceptance Week
Your level of academic prowess shouldn’t affect your self-esteem.
“Falafel”izing With Jane Medford: What is Real Food?
“Can man survive without food? Can Left Shark survive without Right Shark?”
Frat Boy Holds Press Conference to Confess Lies, Regrets
I deeply regret not getting as turnt as I said I did.
Flipside Investigator Recovers Speed Dating Notes
#3 seems a little on edge when I ask him what the perfect our wedding would look like. He gets a very important phone call about halfway through. Poor guy’s dorm is on fire so he has to leave right away.
Food Network Premiers “Better Cole Slaw”
The series premiered Sunday night, after the newest episode of The Walking Bread, the network’s hit drama featuring a travelling baker.