Football Team Inspires Spontaneous Wave of Nihilism
“Our team was literally supposed to be amazing now that we beat Wisconsin. I don’t think I can handle all this disappointment.”
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Area Man Eating in Front Window of Taco Bell Really Hates Himself
The quesarito is his only source of joy left in the world.
The Five Stages of the Freshman Fifteen
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesn’t matter.
OPINION: I Could Husk Corn at the Age of 3
When I was three years old, my Pa-Paw handed me a bucket of corn and told me to get to work. I’d never done this before, but three-year-old me picked it right up.
Homecoming Grand Marshal Kathryn Hahn Looks Nothing Like Ana Gasteyer
“Just not looking at their pictures you can’t tell that they aren’t completely different, with almost no recognizable similarities.”
Siege of West Fairchild Enters Second Day
“Communications and International Studies were born to be together. I vow to take charge and create a singular, united Fairchild to rule Northwestern!”
The Flipside Nominates the 2014 Homecoming Court
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
Lost Freshman Found, Shown Where Einstein’s Actually Is
“[Tech] is a maze, man. I didn’t think I’d ever get out,” he said, still squinting from daylight. “I can’t believe more people haven’t gotten lost trying to find the Einstein’s in here.”
5 Creative Ways To Ask Your Crush To the Homecoming Game
With the annual homecoming dance game approaching this Saturday, the Flipside knows you have a special someone on your mind. Whether its the cute girl in your chemistry lab or the cute girl in your physics lab, these innovative ideas will be sure to get you the date of your dreams. It’ll be the homecoming you always dreamed of, and more. [slideshow_deploy id=’22444′]
Evanston Amends Highly-Regarded, Life-Saving Fire Code
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.