Innovation: Student Starts Ripping 20 GoGo Squeezes a Day to Curb Vaping Addiction
He slurped up a long, skinny semi-gelatinous tube of unsweetened, organic applesauce and felt a head rush like nothing he had ever experienced before.
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Op-Ed: Scuba Diving is WAY More Exciting than Becoming a Father
his little, wet, salamander-colored life-form, by his own existence, took from me my passion. My wife made me get rid of the scuba gear, you see; she didnāt want me to āget some awful fucking decompression sickness and have [my] guts pop out through [my] eye socketsā and leave her with our son, William, all alone. William, more like, Will-I-Ever-Be-Free-Again?
Funnel Cake, Projectile Vomit, Mysteriously Damp Stuffed Animal and Other Carnival-Themed Outfit Ideas for Dillo 53
Weāve got some great ideas for sexy and hot festival outfits that are perfectly on theme.
What They Donāt Tell You About Crack: āHoly Shit This Stuff Is Fucking Great!ā
Itās so great, I actually can’t imagine what my life would be like without my beloved crack, I really canāt!
Call Me Crazy, But that UFO Came Down in the Field by my House in 2012 and When the Little Aliens Came Out They Told Me to Shoot John Lennonās Abused Son Julian Lennon
Look, man, I admit maybe I shouldnāt have drunk that whole bowl of ayahuasca brew that uncontacted tribe in Paraguay sent me, but I swear to you Iām not messing around here. Call me crazy if you want, but that UFO came down in the field by my house in 2012 and when the little aliens came out they told me to shoot John Lennonās abused son, Julian Lennon.
Op-Ed: Norovirus Outbreak In Elder Hall Comes To An End As I, Diego Guerrero, Become The Last Surviving Elderite
It continued until the outbreak ended and I returned to my dorm to realize that I, Diego Guerrero, have become the last surviving Elderite.
I Came From The Streets: A Study Of Asphalt Fetishes
All across the world, itās not that unusual for some people to have strange fetishes. Feet, hybristophilia, lactophilia, even coprophilia. Of course, whatever gets your socks off and gets you turned on really isnāt anybody elseās business. However, recently a phenomenon has been sweeping cities across America: asphalt fetishes. āI Came From The Streetsā — a breakdown of tarphelia. Signs of the modern fetish first began appearing in America in the 1930s when many roads began to be paved as
If We Want to Save America, We’ll Have to Put on the Best Talent Show That This Town’s Ever Seenļæ¼
RACHEL BERRY: Freezing federal funds? Pardoning rioters? Detention center in Guantanamo? Donald Trump has gone too far this time.
Op-Ed: To Smithereens Is The Best Way To Be Blown
Call it what you want, but thereās nothing like being blown to smithereens to calm me down after a stressful week.
Trump Bans Nintendo Switch 2 From US Stores Under the Guise that Nintendo “is China”
āRainbow Road? Mario, an undeniably Mexican name? Women driving? Itās ridiculous they expect our kids to play this indoctrinating, woke nonsense.ā