āYou go almost the entire winter, and you think, āmaybe this season Iāll make it through without seeing some dude Jack-Frosting it outside my dorm, but thatās just how March goes.ā
According to the person you think you know well enough to commit in advance to sharing a room with, the coming and going of the drones gathering pollen shouldnāt bother you.
The picture, taken by a photographer they hired after you moved out and stopped freeloading, shows your parentsā smiling faces more animated and in love than youāve ever seen them
“It was good I had the cheat code that got me an entry-level position at my dadās consulting firm.”
‘Iām sure thereās more on there that we never found,’ reported Danica Jackson, SoC ā20, ‘but after we cleared off “Raccoon Hurricane 2019” and “Reaganās Back!” we started to wonder if this was a good idea.’
āSo, like, okay. The idea is that by burning a girl at the stake weāre making her sort of like a phoenix, where she dies all weak and gross but rises from the ashes in the image of sorority excellence.”
This setback comes after the delay of the new student center, forcing Morty to try and combine funding for the two projects by seeking out a donor with an interest both in improving the student experience and hunting exotic animals.
āI had to draw the line when he wanted to bail out of Math 220,ā Kraps continued. āAt that point, he was basically in SESP!”
On pain of death, students must wait for five minutes for TAs, ten minutes for associate professors, and fifteen minutes for full professors before leaving.
āWell instead of waking up at 6:30 am to frantically add classes to my cart before they get stolen out from under me, Iām taking Engineering Fluid Mechanics,ā stated Comm studies major Gerry Shilvonotrov.