‘Sexy Morty’ Costume Back in Stores This Halloween
The costume has already sold out through online pre orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon.
Tag Archives: Halloween
Area Pagan Offended By Culturally-Appropriating Halloween Celebration
Local resident Miles Bell, 28, was outraged by the cultural appropriation of paganism that took place his past Halloween.
Halloween Not Nearly as Scary as Constant Threat of Failure
Halloween, the scariest holiday of the year by a long shot, is widely considered by undergraduate students to be less scary than the constant, looming threat of irreversible failure.
Sexy Morty Costume for Sale at Norris Bookstore
Multiple sources confirmed today that a Sexy Morty Schapiro costume is being sold at The Norris Center Bookstore as part of its Halloween promotion.
The Top 5 Treats to Look for on Halloween
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!
Couples Costumes You Probably Shouldn’t Wear
Couples costumes can be a great idea for Halloween. They double your chances that someone will actually know what you are, and sends the message to everyone that hey, at least I have this ONE friend.
Male Student Does Not Realize How Backwards Slut Shaming Is
Despite modern innovations such as condoms, paternity tests, and basic concepts of gender equality that render societal ideas of female virginity antiquated, Kozak still stressed the importance of publicly stating his personal opinion of another individual’s sex life.
5 Horrifically Offensive Halloween Costumes You HAVE to See
We hope you can make it all the way through this gallery without smashing your computer screen in rage. These scumbags really are the lowest of the low.
NU Archives’ Best Dead People: Charles Deering
The sole heir to the John Deere Corporation, Deering spent most of his childhood and adolescence squandering the family fortune on tobacco and donations to the Confederate Army.
Fraternity Apologizes in Advance for Halloween Costume
On behalf of Tappa Tappa Keg, I would like to apologize in advance for the offensive costume a TTK member will inevitably wear this Halloween. It will be tasteless and crude, and the entire TTK fraternity asks for your forgiveness.