“We cannot definitively say whether the impact of COVID was positive or negative, only that it existed” said lead researcher Daniel Hamphery. “Honestly if you guys could spread it around some more that would make it much easier for us to see what’s up in the future.”
Smuthers initially agreed to comment on the story, but cancelled her interview with reporters upon hearing that The Flipside is not a marketing company.
“I think the 3.6% strategy really synergizes the business owner’s desire to make money and impoverish millennials.”
“The poor sucker should have recognized that by the fifth bag, people weren’t going to deal with it anymore.”
The glass ceiling in the atrium creates an image strikingly similar to your precious beau when they realized it wasn’t working between the two of you, and never would.
Step 1? Education. Step 2? Cologne overdose. Step 3? Employment.
“The hardest part of the class so far has been yelling swear words into my phone while shoving past families with young children.”
“Who are we fooling with this ‘one cohesive campus’ bullshit?”, added an anonymous tour guide.
The new Chicken Global Hub is expected to encompass the entirety of the block between Ridge and Garnett, tearing down numerous homes and causing a spike in property values for those remaining, bathed in the delicious scent of fried chicken.
“Leave the chauffeur 20% and you’re not only depriving yourself of yacht money, but you’re also depriving him of the chance to earn himself the dignity of honest work.”