After making his rounds through the various Sunday dinners hosted by Northwestern fraternities, Star Trek fanatic Kirk Spockard has allegedly found his future brotherhood with “Sci-Fi”.Read More
Costumes reportedly included timeless classics such as a slutty devil, slutty cat, and slutty alien, but also included throwback outfits like slutty ‘80s workout instructor and topical statements such as a slutty absentee ballot.
“I think the 3.6% strategy really synergizes the business owner’s desire to make money and impoverish millennials.”
It was only after receiving an email from Northwestern president Morton Schapiro offering the production company a look into Northwestern’s new five-star rated housing that Diaz knew the new season would be a success.
After waiting a year for the Class of 2021 to get back to him, Morty Schapiro publicly announced this week that he is still waiting on each and every one of them to Venmo him…
“I didn’t want to frighten anyone. I just like playing around with the ducks.”
“If these walls could talk, I bet they’d be telling us that it’s okay to cry sometimes.”
“Don’t get me wrong, she sounds like a great writer and all, but she just seemed so serious. Like, lighten up a little, sweetheart!”
The two were seen bundled for warmth underneath the romantic lights of a Fenway Park box.