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“Falafel”izing With Jane Medford: What is Real Food?
“Can man survive without food? Can Left Shark survive without Right Shark?”
CTA Offers Northwestern Students Additional Opportunity to Ignore Chicago
“An additional evening Purple Express train would give Northwestern students a new chance to disregard access to the entertainment, leisure, and career possibilities awaiting them in the beautiful city of Chicago.”
A Love Letter from Left Shark to Right Shark
Look, I don’t want to make assumptions, but it’s just that I have a feeling deep down in my cartilage that you are upset with me, and I think I know why.
Free Tissues for First 100 Students at NU Men’s Basketball Game
Phonathon Student Calls Chester Hanks
EVANSTON—It was the first day at Northwestern University Phonathon for Shannon Wells, WCAS ’17, last Tuesday. Like any eager, purple-clad, Northwestern student, she said, “I was super excited to get in contact with alumni passionate about their alma mater and make some money for NU.” But her face said it all. She just wanted to earn minimum wage via the glorious technology of automatic dialing. “It started out like any other day. Well, it was my first day, but…anyway, I sat
Bruce Jenner Transitioning to Left Shark
Brady Vows to Chop Off Finger If He Doesn’t Win Another Ring
Brady is certainly capable of winning another Super Bowl. But at 37, he does not have much time left. Father Time is undefeated, and can strike even the best, just ask Peyton Manning.
The Flipside’s Picks for The 87th Academy Awards
Our pick for Best Original Song: “Jam (Turn It Up)” By Kim Kardashian… No comment necessary.
FOX News Claims France is Dead
The situation in France has worsened to a point that FOX News, yesterday, just decided to announce that in the scheme of things, “France is DEAD.”