“An additional evening Purple Express train would give Northwestern students a new chance to disregard access to the entertainment, leisure, and career possibilities awaiting them in the beautiful city of Chicago.”
Look, I don’t want to make assumptions, but it’s just that I have a feeling deep down in my cartilage that you are upset with me, and I think I know why.
EVANSTON—It was the first day at Northwestern University Phonathon for Shannon Wells, WCAS ’17, last Tuesday. Like any eager, purple-clad, Northwestern student, she said, “I was super excited to get in contact with alumni passionate about their alma mater and make some money for NU.” But her face said it all. She just wanted to earn minimum wage via the glorious technology of automatic dialing. “It started out like any other day. Well, it was my first day, but…anyway, I sat
Brady is certainly capable of winning another Super Bowl. But at 37, he does not have much time left. Father Time is undefeated, and can strike even the best, just ask Peyton Manning.
Our pick for Best Original Song: “Jam (Turn It Up)” By Kim Kardashian… No comment necessary.
The situation in France has worsened to a point that FOX News, yesterday, just decided to announce that in the scheme of things, “France is DEAD.”
Diary, please don’t judge me. I’m just soooo frakin nervous! Like, what if they don’t like the color of my hair, or the style of my clothes… Or the fact that my left boob is 3x bigger than my right boob!
Last week, Snapchat finally stepped up its game and created a new feature that allows college students on their specific campuses to post Snapchats to a story called “Our Campus Story.”