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Study: SCAPE Reduced Poverty in Greater Chicago Area by 70%
1 Dead, 4 Seriously Injured in Explosion; Blocked Lint Screen To Blame
NU Stores Platinum Gargoyles to Keep Parents Thinking They Pay Just Enough
Nobel Season Leaves Thousands of Bell-Ringers without Jobs
Bitter Freshman Loses Dorm Election; Questions Authenticity of Opponent’s NU Acceptance Letter
UChicago Eliminates Swim Test, As If Their Campus Wasn’t Dry Enough Already
Allison Changes Lunch Availability from 12:17-3:01 to 12:21 to 3:07 and ¾, to Make Things Easier to Remember
Freshman Withdraws from Meal Plan, Eats for Free at Club Events
NUCuisine Hacked by Latin Porn Site, Mexicans Served in Every Dining Hall