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Midterm Elections: The Test No One is Prepared For
âEveryone talks about Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers graduating from NU, but how are we supposed to know about Rahm Emanuel? Iâm from here and I didnât even know Chicago had a mayor,â said sophomore Johnny Howard.
Searle Health Center Well-Prepared for Ebola Outbreak
âWe assure you that every staff member has read the WebMD article about Ebola not once, but twice,â Hannigan stated.
The Ultimate Midterm Study Guide: NU Edition
Canât figure out a multiple-choice question that gives 4 possible answers to choose from? Simply cross out the 3 incorrect answers and choose the last answer standing, which has to be the correct response!
The Truth about Northwestern Skunks
These critters can be seen on a nightly basis wandering around the streets of Evanston. But why are they here? What do they want from us?
Couples Costumes You Probably Shouldn’t Wear
Couples costumes can be a great idea for Halloween. They double your chances that someone will actually know what you are, and sends the message to everyone that hey, at least I have this ONE friend.
A Preview of Preview
It’s that time of year once again. Hundreds of t-shirts exhibiting zero graphic design skill will descend on the quad like a swarm of, well, sorority girls, or at least future ones anyway.
Prospie Wears UChicago Sweatshirt on Tour, Chaos Ensues
Weinberg senior Julia Zorn, Huffâs tour guide, was so distracted she only reminded her group that Northwestern is a âworld-class institutionâ eight times instead of the required nine.
âThatâ Student Causes TA to Have Mental Breakdown
By week four, Justin was beginning to point out flaws in the grad studentâs handwriting.
Last Healthy Student on Campus Adopts SARS Mask to Avoid Sickness
âI didnât think the disease would ever reach this area, but I guess this goes to show that all it takes is one carrier,â bemoaned Kondriak.