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Three Off-Campus Residents Have Fourth Friend Who is Always Sleeping Over
“Sometimes it seems like he sleeps over every day.”
Repentant Berlusconi Opens Brothel for Underprivileged Teenage Girls
Flights Mysteriously Delayed In Moscow Airport, Passengers Disgruntled
Presidential Dinner at P.F. Chang’s Sweet and Sours Chinese-U.S. Relationship
Presidential Dinner at P.F. Chang’s Sweet and Sours Chinese-U.S. Relationship
Google to Replace “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button with “Fuck it, Take me to Wikipedia”
Google to Replace “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button with “Fuck it, Take me to Wikipedia”
Bad Bear Day
Typo Leads to DM Being Contractually Bound to Subsidize Genital Art Defects
Ignoring My Ex Girlfriend Ignoring My Ex Girlfriend
Former Leo Happy That His Sign is Now That 69 Looking Thing
Jay Cutler Now an Aries, Doomed to Lose to Packers
CHICAGO – The Chicago Bears organization announced Tuesday that quarterback Jay Cutler would never again defeat the Green Bay Packers due to the realignment of the zodiac. According to head coach Lovie Smith, team psychic Mademoiselle Estrelanga Strelengelthop completed her analysis of what the stars have in store for the Bears Monday evening, when the alignment of Jupiter and Sirius was conducive to productive astrologizing. The results were not good for Bears fans. “Since we finally realized that the zodiac