After making his rounds through the various Sunday dinners hosted by Northwestern fraternities, Star Trek fanatic Kirk Spockard has allegedly found his future brotherhood with âSci-Fiâ.
Costumes reportedly included timeless classics such as a slutty devil, slutty cat, and slutty alien, but also included throwback outfits like slutty â80s workout instructor and topical statements such as a slutty absentee ballot.
âI think the 3.6% strategy really synergizes the business ownerâs desire to make money and impoverish millennials.â
It was only after receiving an email from Northwestern president Morton Schapiro offering the production company a look into Northwesternâs new five-star rated housing that Diaz knew the new season would be a success.
After waiting a year for the Class of 2021 to get back to him, Morty Schapiro publicly announced this week that he is still waiting on each and every one of them to Venmo him for the Hamilton tickets from last year. âListen, I thought I was very clear in how this deal works,â stated a very disgruntled Morty, âI get the tickets, and you guys just Venmo me back the full $200 for your own. Our school is in
âI didnât want to frighten anyone. I just like playing around with the ducks.”
âIf these walls could talk, I bet theyâd be telling us that itâs okay to cry sometimes.”
âDonât get me wrong, she sounds like a great writer and all, but she just seemed so serious. Like, lighten up a little, sweetheart!â
The two were seen bundled for warmth underneath the romantic lights of a Fenway Park box.