One uncomfortably-mustachioed student, however, looks forward to something a little different: the onset of mosquitoes sucking fluids from his body.
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Bobb resident Sean Heckerson has acquired the ability to transform into a radioactive stink bug by using sheer willpower.
After months of playing a combination of obscure indie songs and Big Time Rush’s greatest hits, the Rockbot began to question whether it should really allow itself to be guided by the community.
“Bernie has been running across the country for years, and as far as we can tell, will run until he dies.”
The film will reportedly feature an extremely remorseful Bradley Cooper attempting to win back his “very beautiful” girlfriend after running off with, in Shayk’s words, an “untalented, meat-dress wearing diva.”
“I’m pretty sure this is open and shut. If you need me, I’ll be singing along to my homie Jay-Z.”