Elon Musk responded on X (formerly Twitter) within minutes, calling the cold-blooded murder a “fun, organic bird-to-bumper interaction.” Tesla then posted a velocity edit of the accident to “Rodeo (Remix)” by Lah Pat and Flo Milli.Â
Alcohol might be the best thing on Earth. Mouthwash truly makes me feel something. It makes me braver, more confident, more mature, maybe even all grown-up like a ten-year-old. Maybe with alcohol, I can even face the Evil Dentist.
Ever since he was a boy, Pope Leo XIV–formerly Robert Prevost–had three dreams: To be a man of good moral character and faith, for the White Sox to win a world series, and to live forever.
We here at the Northwestern Flipside know how stressful it can be to come up with a Halloween costume that is both sexual and thought-provoking…
“Tragic, but ultimately, this is the price we pay for security.”
I’ve written over three studies that show that larger wenises positively correlate with almost every metric of success for a Sims community–GDP, average BMI, homicide rate, etc.–and I know that each and every one of my Sims would be much happier with a few inches added on to their wenis.
The case unfolded dramatically, with many individuals of both high and low status accusing the embattled Biberty of misconduct, including, most recently, the GEICO gecko, who has yet to officially press charges.
As is known nationwide, Northwestern is famous for its lively and off-the-rails party scene.
Inspired by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and the Trump administration’s decision to live-stream the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan, a twelve-year-old gaming Twitch streamer killed his cat this past Wednesday. The streamer, Timmy Longfellow from the suburbs of Omaha, Nebraska, runs a gaming channel called “TimmyLikes2Play,” where he often showcases his “epic Fortnite battle royales” for an average two-person audience. However, the recent news of a live-streamed execution made Timmy think about the way that he
An altercation on a FlyDubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv threatened to bring the plane down if not for the intervention of a representative from Northwestern’s Litowitz Center for Enlightened Disagreement. The Center’s assistant director, Ned Kumbaya, says he was en-route to Tel Aviv to “sort out all that stuff” when he heard sounds of a fight coming from the cockpit. “I rushed to the front of the plane when I heard some disagreement that didn’t seem very enlightened,”