You know, I can sound out words âcause of English 105, but for some NU students, this poster is like a punch in the balls. Itâs not a PC at all, bra.
With the mighty Ohio State Buckeyes set to visit Northwestern on Friday evening, many students found themselves pessimistic, and in some cases completely resigned to defeat. But for one Medill sophomore, pessimism wasnât a barrier to doing what she loves: putting down her opponentâs intellect. âI know our odds donât look too great,â slurred Northwestern University sophomore Joanna Booth, in line outside of the student entrance at Ryan Field. âBut thereâs always a solution that makes us look really, really
At long last, once the new Lakefill is constructed, students will be able to easily access Gary, Indiana for a long-overdue new college town experience.
Police investigators breathed a sigh of relief last Tuesday after discovering Beinen freshman James Chavez in the second floor loft area of Allison dining hall, surrounded by scraps of the purple Class of 2023 shirt that he had consumed in order to stay alive. âWe found the student heaped in the corner shirtless, experiencing extreme indigestion from eating his clothing,â said Special Investigator Linda Forsythe, who headed the search team that was formed after Chavezâs Peer Advisor Ryan DeShields noted
âUsually if I request my SafeRide at 10pm then it will get to my apartment by 7:55am and I can get to class only ten minutes late.â
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. Itâs okay, though. November is coming up soon and Iâll try again then, because of No Nut â shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I wonât need to change socks all the time,â he clarified.
âI hate the Kansas State fans. They think their Willie is so great, but he doesnât even have fur.â He then added, âbut Iâm not a furry.â
I was lazy, listless, and broken inside, but ever since our night (or really evening) of passion, my life has totally turned around. I got into not one, but two improv groups on campus.
Foods deemed Kosher are prepared in accordance with Jewish law. Notable Kosher foods include locusts and human hair.
Josh, being a grammar geek doesnât mean I have less friends. It means I have fewer friends.