Flipside Endorses Jim Gilmore for ASG President
While it is true that Governor Gilmore has not formally announced his candidacy for ASG President, his recent United States presidential campaign indicates he is open to leadership roles.
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ASG Candidate’s Embarrassing Middle School Recess Footage Leaked
ASG Presidential candidate Mark Nox has announced that he would be suspending his campaign following the leak of an embarrassing Middle School recess video by an anonymous source.
Seventeen-Thirty-Eight Projects Fetty Wap to Win ASG Presidential Election
“Black House, they love me! Hilel, they love me! Social Justice Warriors, they love me! Morty himself, he loves me!”
Koch Brothers Fund ASG Candidates
Recent reports by the Illinois Election Committee have revealed that all of the candidates running for ASG President are being funded by the Koch Brothers.
NU Basketball on UNC-Villanova Match-up: At Least We Can Read
“Even though I often envy schools like North Carolina and Syracuse for their rich basketball traditions and tournament success this year, I also recognize the value of basic literacy.”
Deloitte Boycotts A&O Fake Consultant
“First responders claimed that members of Deloitte allegedly assaulted some pro-Fielder members as they attempted to enter the venue.”
Depressed Schapiro: No Investment Socially Responsible
Once the committee began reviewing Northwestern’s investment portfolio, Schapiro came to understand that everything is, in fact, terrible.
Powerless Organization Approves Meaningless Resolution
This completely ineffectual student government is proud to fight oppression whenever we can.
Nobody Large Enough to Fill Scalia’s Seat
President Ronald Regan appointed Scalia to the court in 1986, and throughout Scalia’s years on the court he played a sizeable role in many influential cases.
From NUKES to CRU: A Transformative Quarter
Growing up with hippie parents in a nudist commune in rural Argentina, Holmes had no experience with Christianity.