Area Homeless Man Dons Dance Marathon Bib, Earns Enough to Move off Street
In the past three days people have put over $2000 in his cup, shouting words of encouragement such as “Dance for the kids!” and “Do it for Joseph!”
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Pledge Daughter Receives Bloody, Dripping Garbage Bag from Pledge Mom
Attached to the bag was a yellow post-it note reading: “Hang onto this for a while. Thx. –Momma.”
Pre-Law Student Sneaks into Suits Event with Backpack Full of Weed “Hoping for the Best”
Clay Aiken’s Political Career Ended as Opponent Studdard Has Last Minute Surge
Aiken pounded the competition week after week with top-notch speeches, rallies, and appearances. His opponent was less consistent, having a small number of impressive performances but many that were met with mediocre reviews.
People You’ll Meet Speed Dating at the Celtic Knot
What? You haven’t been speed dating at the Celtic Knot? The Flipside did the dirty so you wouldn’t have to.
Talented Ice Skater at Norris Clearly a Fucking Asshole
Reports indicate that the piece-of-shit individual showed up to the rink alone, put on his very own pair of ritzy, showy ice skates, and proceeded to parade around like a giant pompous asshole.
“Total Loser” Olympian Only Gets Laid 50 Times at Olympic Village
Athletes like Wilson, however, who are either introverted, in committed relationships back home, or sixteen-year-old figure skating prodigies, are happy to merely get laid a couple dozen times during their trip.
Plex Resident Claims Laundry Room Haunted, Clothes Won’t Dry
Asked if it was possible the machines were simply malfunctioning, she responded, “Absolutely not. This sort of thing has been happening for years. If it were a service issue, certainly it would have been fixed already, right?”
Motivational Poster Completely Changes Student’s Life
“I had been planning to slack off the rest of my time here,” said McIntosh. “But when I saw that sign, I realized I need to take responsibility for my own life.”
BREAKING: Flying Creature Attacks Civilians at Water Tower Place
“I’ve never seen anything like it before. People who have never met before today are all lovey-dovey with each other.”