New Dating App Shows Exact Radius of People Who Don’t Find You Attractive
Rather than having to put in user details, the app uses the camera to do a facial scan and delivers a verdict of “Honey, No, Come on.”
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Op-Ed: There are Only 25 Days of Christmas and None of Them are in November
If you’ve already started playing your favorite holiday playlist on Spotify you need to back the fuck up.
Dining Halls Excited to Serve Same Old Shit
“When Stephen Colbert walks into one of our dining halls, he needs the assurance that every single one of the $66,000 he pays to his son’s tuition is put to good use.”
Area Hookup Really Thinks She’s Meeting the Parents This Weekend
Although he had never mentioned a relationship, May continued, “he’d give me signs. Like once he sent me two messages in a row.”
Freshman Showers Before Parents Weekend
“Yeah, my parents and siblings will be here, so I’m going to pretend not to be disgusting for a couple days,” said Sanders in an interview.
Area Mono Virus Hooks Up with Drunken Bloodstream
“As soon as enough ethanol started flowing between the platelets and macrophages, I figured it was only a matter of time before the two of them started swapping molecules.”
Op-Ed: I Like the Cold But I Wouldn’t Let My Daughter Date It
I’m not paranoid calling a shoveling service when I see snow piling up in my driveway I just don’t think it belongs in my community.
Area Student Lost Unmarked Keys with NU Lanyard Somewhere on Campus
As of Tuesday, there has been a single response to McBride’s post. Grace Lin’s “lol”.
Willie the Wildcat’s New Memoir, From Litter Box to Football Field, Sells 2 Million Copies
“I never wanted to be a mascot growing up. My dream was to move to an artist colony in Paris to pursue my passion of paw painting, but I got addicted to coke.”