The Rock Revealed to be Kidney Stone Passed by Mr. Medill
“I lost a good amount of blood that night. I was ready to put it behind me. And now you nerds are painting it for acapella auditions.”
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Long-Distance Couple Schedules Asynchronous Date Night
“She eats lunch when I eat dinner, and when she texts me goodnight I’ve been asleep for hours, so I’ve started recording our date nights ahead of time.”
Admitted Students Commence Battle for Most Obnoxious Facebook Group Member
Chandler posted three get-to-know-me posts in the group so that every new classmate could get a full picture of her.
Photo Captioned “If You Know, You Know,” Actually Ploy to Pretend Something Happened at Party
After reviewing the footage, Porter discovered that someone brought an apple to the party.
Study: Medill Undergraduates Have Lowest Soul-To-Body Ratio on Campus
“Our program strives to instill the values of public relations, media expertise, and heartless cynicism in all undergraduate students.”
Medill Student Shamelessly Interviews Relatives at Grandmother’s Funeral
“Oh, by the way, do you know of any other funerals happening this weekend? I need some more sound bytes of people crying for my podcast assignment.”
University Decides to Just Leave Sheridan Like This
With the new additions that have been added to Sheridan road such as its fences, gravel, and open ditches students now are forced to take the risk of walking across Sheridan Road to get to class.
A&O Presents La La Land with Jordan Horowitz
“Events like this keep me young,” said Barry Jenkins, director of the Best Picture-nominated Moonlight. “I look forward to taking in the spectacle from the audience.”
We Think Calvin Klein’s Sister is Speaking on Campus
We can’t confirm nor deny the identity of Ezra Klein but if he/she does happen to be Calvin Klein’s sister, we think it would be pretty cool.
“NU Friends” Sitcom Canceled Before First Airing
We at Flipside felt our readers deserved at least a taste of what might have been had administrators watched past “The One the Morning After.”