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Jeff Sessions Recalled to Santa’s Workshop Unexpectedly Early

In a surprise move, the White House announced Wednesday that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had resigned to return to his seasonal gig at Santa’s workshop. In a statement read by Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the administration called Session’s departure “regrettable but necessary.” The statement lamented that the Christmas season is starting “earlier and earlier
like, its not even Thanksgiving but CVS is already playing Michael BublĂ© tracks on repeat.” Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein spoke Thursday about the personal impact