In a revelation that has scandalized American evangelicals and other communities suffering from elevated rates of neurosis, Jesus Christ announced in a Xweet that the long-awaited Second Coming indeed took place midday Tuesday.
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Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
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Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
Northwestern Fight Song to Become Enlightened Disagreement Song
Forno Pizza Faces Campus Backlash After Unveiling New Slogan “Oh Yeah, Put It In Your Dirty Little Mouth”
Local Empath Helps out Homeless Woman and Child by Matching Pieces of Furniture to Build Better Pieces of Furniture to Decorate Their Shack
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The title says it all.
Op-Ed: I Can’t Laugh at a Joke Unless It’s Accompanied by an Article That Reiterates the Joke in Less Funny Terms for 200 Words
The title says it all.
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Ask Flippy: How can I laugh at this? There’s no “6 7,” “FAH” audio, or Don Pollo clips
Honestly, I don’t know what anything you just said is, and you can’t convince me that at least one of those wasn’t made up.
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Honestly, I don’t know what anything you just said is, and you can’t convince me that at least one of those wasn’t made up.
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Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
From the Archives, 1899: Joseph Pulitzer: “The Northwestern Flipside is the most reputable paper I have ever read”
My name is Joseph “Yellow Journalism” Pulitzer, and you may know me from my work in starting the Spanish-American War, or from my feud with that thieving two-bit “journalist” William Randolph Hearst. In days such as these, in between exaggerating stories to manipulate public opinion and forcing children to wear those cute little newsboy caps and shout “Extra! Extra! Read all about it!”, I find it of the utmost importance to uplift other voices–support small businesses. The world is chaotic,
Ask Flippy: How can I laugh at this? There’s no “6 7,” “FAH” audio, or Don Pollo clips
Honestly, I don’t know what anything you just said is, and you can’t convince me that at least one of those wasn’t made up.
Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
From the Archives (1355): My Lord Spoke to Thy Lord and he Said we Need to Hookup to Save Our Two Kingdoms
My Lord, the most gentle Prince of all the realm, spaketh to thy Lord and, upon hearing his reply, made note that we are instructed to hookup in order to save our Kingdoms from the heathen invaders. Thy Lord’s message was most clear, our two shires may be separated by many a mile and rivers flowing, and may be bitter foes of ancient times, but we must put aside our respective differences to unite our forces and beat back the