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Op-Ed: We Would Have Had a Holiday Party if SOMEBODY Had Just Called it a Christmas Party
President Lesmerises, whose scorn for fun was made clear ever since her first order as President to cancel the spring break trip to Punta Cana, announced from her high horse that the plans for the annual Flipside Holiday Party had been cancelled by her and her alone.
Op-Ed: We Would Have Had a Holiday Party if SOMEBODY Had Just Called it a Christmas Party
President Lesmerises, whose scorn for fun was made clear ever since her first order as President to cancel the spring break trip to Punta Cana, announced from her high horse that the plans for the annual Flipside Holiday Party had been cancelled by her and her alone.
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Op-Ed: We Would Have Had a Holiday Party if SOMEBODY Had Just Called it a Christmas Party
President Lesmerises, whose scorn for fun was made clear ever since her first order as President to cancel the spring break trip to Punta Cana, announced from her high horse that the plans for the annual Flipside Holiday Party had been cancelled by her and her alone.
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Op-Ed: We Would Have Had a Holiday Party if SOMEBODY Had Just Called it a Christmas Party
President Lesmerises, whose scorn for fun was made clear ever since her first order as President to cancel the spring break trip to Punta Cana, announced from her high horse that the plans for the annual Flipside Holiday Party had been cancelled by her and her alone.
Op-Ed: I Can’t Laugh at a Joke Unless It’s Accompanied by an Article That Reiterates the Joke in Less Funny Terms for 200 Words
Op-Ed: Boeing 747? More Like, More Like Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing (740 More Times)
Op-ed: I’d be way better at scooping up red goop than that fuckass robot arm
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Ask Flippy: What is the best ratio of razor blades to candy to give to trick or treaters?
Buy as many razor blades as candy (hypodermic needles work too) and place them inside the candy. Snickers are my favorite, but other similar candies are acceptable. It helps to build a reputation as “the Snickers house” so kids come back.
Ask Flippy: What is the best ratio of razor blades to candy to give to trick or treaters?
Buy as many razor blades as candy (hypodermic needles work too) and place them inside the candy. Snickers are my favorite, but other similar candies are acceptable. It helps to build a reputation as “the Snickers house” so kids come back.
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Although less catchy than the original, the new lyrics “My demographics down, they ain’t rebouncin’ now, lawmakers frown, askin’, ‘Where’s each newborn from?’” seemed to instantly capture the attention of the assembly members.
From the Near Future: Ambassador to the UN Nicki Minaj Performs “Anaconda” in Front of the General Assembly to Raise Awareness of Falling Birth Rates in Developed Countries
Although less catchy than the original, the new lyrics “My demographics down, they ain’t rebouncin’ now, lawmakers frown, askin’, ‘Where’s each newborn from?’” seemed to instantly capture the attention of the assembly members.
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Op-Ed: We Would Have Had a Holiday Party if SOMEBODY Had Just Called it a Christmas Party
President Lesmerises, whose scorn for fun was made clear ever since her first order as President to cancel the spring break trip to Punta Cana, announced from her high horse that the plans for the annual Flipside Holiday Party had been cancelled by her and her alone.
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