On Wednesday night, every sad girl and gay rose from their slumber to stream the new song by Charli
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Stop listening to Lorde and starting listening to the Lord #godbless
On Wednesday night, every sad girl and gay rose from their slumber to stream the new song by Charli
My roommate is addicted to “the hub?” Why would anyone jerk off to a GitHub repository?
From the Archives: From the Future: From the Archives: From the Future: Local Man Stuck in Time Loop
Northwestern says it may not necessarily bow down to Trump’s demands but it may dabble in a little curtsy
Stop listening to Lorde and starting listening to the Lord #godbless
On Wednesday night, every sad girl and gay rose from their slumber to stream the new song by Charli
My roommate is addicted to “the hub?” Why would anyone jerk off to a GitHub repository?
From the Archives: From the Future: From the Archives: From the Future: Local Man Stuck in Time Loop
Northwestern says it may not necessarily bow down to Trump’s demands but it may dabble in a little curtsy
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Op-Ed: Sometimes You Have to Stand Up For What You Believe In and That’s Why I’m Chaining Myself to the Evanston Chili’s
Do you think I chose Northwestern for the academics, the extracurriculars, or the community? No! I chose it for the Evanston Chili’s.
Op-Ed: Sometimes You Have to Stand Up For What You Believe In and That’s Why I’m Chaining Myself to the Evanston Chili’s
Do you think I chose Northwestern for the academics, the extracurriculars, or the community? No! I chose it for the Evanston Chili’s.
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Ask Flippy: Do you have the right to bear arms?
Dear Flippy, So I recently got arrested for something. Don’t ask me what. Anyways, while I was sitting
Ask Flippy: Do you have the right to bear arms?
Dear Flippy, So I recently got arrested for something. Don’t ask me what. Anyways, while I was sitting
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My roommate is addicted to “the hub?” Why would anyone jerk off to a GitHub repository?
My roommate recently confided his deepest, darkest secret to me: whenever I’m not in the room, he watches “the Hub” and masturbates.
My roommate is addicted to “the hub?” Why would anyone jerk off to a GitHub repository?
My roommate recently confided his deepest, darkest secret to me: whenever I’m not in the room, he watches “the Hub” and masturbates.
Man in Identity Crisis Bursts into Tears at “Be Your REAL Self” TSA Posters
Ance had done everything right. He was a top student, president of his frat, secret Trump voter, and LinkedIn Premium user. So where did everything go wrong? He couldn’t figure it out; all he could do was cry. Â
All This Catholic Bishop Stuff is Making Me Feel Like a Pawn Again
And that’s why it pains me so to see these other bishops and princes of the church milling about at the Vatican during this time, pretending that they’re deep in prayer while in reality we know that the “conclave” is really just a great fuck fantasy, acting so holier-than-thou like Bishop Lombardo once did.
Ask Flippy: Do you have the right to bear arms?
Dear Flippy, So I recently got arrested for something. Don’t ask me what. Anyways, while I was sitting in the clink, I thought, you know, now would be a great time to reread my pocket Constitution, primarily because I was bored but also because there is a very real possibility I could go to prison. Anyways, when I pulled that Constitution out of my pocket, I saw something that made me think of you, my sweet, sweet bear friend: the
Heartbreaking: Girl who posted on her Instagram story “logging off for a bit, text me if you need to talk to me” contacted by no oneÂ
But then she went on Instagram reels and was emotionally healed. Â