Northwestern Fight Song to Become Enlightened Disagreement Song
he overall runtime has been extended to 47 minutes, owing in large part to the inclusion of a full-length video course on bystander intervention training.
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Forno Pizza Faces Campus Backlash After Unveiling New Slogan “Oh Yeah, Put It In Your Dirty Little Mouth”
In a disgusting, but also kinda hot, move, Forno Pizza has faced recent backlash amongst Northwestern students after unveiling their new slogan.
Local Empath Helps out Homeless Woman and Child by Matching Pieces of Furniture to Build Better Pieces of Furniture to Decorate Their Shack
Ms. Path felt she should use her time and money to assist this poor family. Redhead Child is freezing! So, she immediately downloaded the app (for $4.99) and got to work.
Frances Searle Hall, Foster-Walker Complex, and other Northwestern Panopticons
Fortunately, the buildings are already designed to allow them to monitor many more students with much less manpower.
Northwestern University Institutes New Sustainability Policy: Frats Recycling Same 5 Themes for the Quarter
Other mashups have been even less successful, including “Anything but Clothes but Also Business Casual” when three pledges simply stapled ties to their balls.
Breaking: Girl finds out that the rapture has nothing to do with velociraptors “I thought it was, like, the same thing?”
A Northwestern student woke up on September 23rd expecting to find a dinosaur in her dorm room, ready to end her time on the mortal plane.
From the future: Wow this concrete is so beautiful, I can’t even believe there used to be a lake here!
I assumed Northwestern had always been situated between the lands of northern Chicago and the Great Concrete Basin, so I was surprised to learn about this history.
Hey BBG, Just Went To A Train convention And It Reminded Me How Much I Miss You
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if you’d be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homies—I know that now. I’m sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and you—head and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if you’d be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homies—I know that now. I’m sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and you—head and caboose.
Flippy’s Guide to Safe Drinking at the Train Convention
Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, it’s tolerance. But if it’s known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from y’all, I’m a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.
Scheming Eunuch Ben Auby Has NOTHING To Do With Ominous Fog Descending Over Evanston
I mean, come on, it says “Scheming Eunuch, weather sorcerer” on his driver’s license.