[NU Spork] Smaller Plates Increase Caloric Consumption, Going Back for Fourths
Monthly Archives: December 2012
[NU Spork] Sargent Grill Line “Worse Than the DMV”
EVANSTON — Due to the seasonal decline in temperature, many students are becoming less adventurous when deciding where to go for dinner. Since everyone knows Elder sucks, the entirety of North Campus has been flocking to Sargent’s dining hall around 6PM every weeknight. The most popular of Sargent’s dining options is the grill, which, on account of its popularity, frequently has a line rivaling the 3PM Norbucks rush. McCormick sophomore Clare Sullivan declared, “Ugh, this line is worse than the
[NU Spork] Secret Dining Hall Discovered in Basement of SMQ
[NU Spork] Five Helpful Tips for Dorm-Brewing
Got your fake ID stolen? Can’t get your upperclassmen friends to score a handle of Skol for you? Not a fan of the mouthwash taste? You won’t have to deal with these bummers if you make your own fun juice! Making your own booze in your tiny room at Plex can sound like a daunting challenge but it’s also very rewarding. Just follow these simple suggestions and you’ll be on your way to tipsyville by the end of the school
Infographic: What Insensitive “Theme Meals” Have NU Dining Halls Hosted in the Past?
[NU Spork] Norbucks’ Barista Training Faces Criticism
EVANSTON — The Starbucks in Norris Student Center, popularly known as “Norbucks,” recently announced it is now hiring new baristas; the training program is slated to last from now until forever. In efforts to employ more students, Norbucks will continue to hire inexperienced applicants and provide them with valuable job skills such as defrosting pound cake and differentiating between tall and small. The program is under criticism from various sororities, such as Quad-Delt, whose chapter president said Norbucks’ poor customer
[NU Spork] NU Cuisine Announces “Palestine Recognition” Meal
EVANSTON — Continuing their long tradition of commemorating every ethnic event with a mildly offensive meal, NU Cuisine announced that Allison Hall will have a Palestine-themed meal to celebrate their recent recognition by the UN. The decision has caused some division among students. The Kosher station will rightfully become a Palestine station, according to Sodexo. Food will include Gaza chicken strips, cease-fire grilled burgers, and hummus on everything. NU Cuisine will divide Allison into three quadrants: the Israeli main room,
[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity
Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
Asians Finally Relinquish Control over Northwestern after Thanksgiving Break Coup