Basic Girl’s Guide to Winter at Northwestern
Not in a sorority? You said you wanted to be basic, right? Well, on a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, you are wrong. Reconsider your lifestyle choices and try again.
Not in a sorority? You said you wanted to be basic, right? Well, on a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, you are wrong. Reconsider your lifestyle choices and try again.
At around 3:00pm on Friday October 31st, Evanston’s environment was met with extremely powerful winds and massive amounts of hail….
After a series of very public fights between world-famous country star Taylor Swift and her perennial on-and-off-again fling with Spotify users, the singer did what she does best: she wrote a vengeful breakup song.
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.
I still remember the day that Buffalo, affectionately known as B-Dubs, arrived in Evanston
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“No no he’s like that guy in the Natalie Portman movie. Yeah, the one who tried to blow up Congress.”
Feel the purple grumble through your digestive system and challenge your colon with artificial coloring galore!