A&O Ball Mosh Pit 90% Swaying, 10% Frat Boys Itching To Punch A Woman
âIf I get arrested one more time, my parents are gonna cut my allowance to only 5k a month.â
âThey Cut Me Out, And Now Itâs Time To Pay,â Cackles A Third Johnson In New Blackmail Video
“Because of my unbeatable toe fungus, I was the one voted out of the company.”
From the archives: The managing bard hath not prepared a new ballad for this weekth’s meeting of FlipsydeïżŒ
For every Wednesdayth eve, during the gathering of the Northvvestern Flipsyde under the pale moonlight, the managing bard hath woven a new tale of song and script to entertain the Flippays in their minstrel ways. To the great shock and dismay of all in attendance of this gathering this week, the newly risen managing bard hath not preparâd a new enchanting ballad. âEvery tuesdayth I go to rest in my liegeâs domain, supportâd by the great joy and excitement of
Hey BBG, Just Went To A Train convention And It Reminded Me How Much I Miss You
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youâd be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesâI know that now. Iâm sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youâhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youâd be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesâI know that now. Iâm sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youâhead and caboose.
Flippyâs Guide to Safe Drinking at the Train ConventionÂ
Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, itâs tolerance. But if itâs known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from yâall, Iâm a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Danielâs.
Op-Ed: I Can’t Laugh at a Joke Unless It’s Accompanied by an Article That Reiterates the Joke in Less Funny Terms for 200 Words
The title says it all.
Touch-Starved Man Half Heartedly Resists As Aliens Probe His Body
Noos, who teared up and wistfully looked up at the sky while recounting his experience, said that although he was first nervous when he woke up to see the fellas surrounding him in his bedroom, as soon as they placed their hands on him, he couldnât bring himself to resist.
Scheming Eunuch Ben Auby Has NOTHING To Do With Ominous Fog Descending Over EvanstonÂ
I mean, come on, it says âScheming Eunuch, weather sorcererâ on his driverâs license.
Op-Ed: Boeing 747? More Like, More Like Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing (740 More Times)
Hear ye, hear ye, all ye faithful rest thy knees and allow me to spin ye a yarn which ye shanât soon forget.
Nuclear Family Splits In Incredible Explosion
You think your parentsâ divorce (your fault) was bad? Just you sit your pretty little sweet hottight ass down and wait, because while most divorces can be awfully messy, NOTHING,compares to this, because this nuclear family split in an incredible explosion. Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory had been studying the family of Duncan McOkinerand his now ex-wife Sinead (nĂ©e Meadhbh), as well as their two children Martin and Julie, forover two years before their split in an incredible explosion
Breaking: DEA Busts “Massive TdA Ring”, Arrests 15 High Schoolers Selling Takis
La Racista Chief of Police Trump D. Sucker said of the arrests, âYeah, it was a massive breakthrough. Massive. Got them Tren de Aruba (sic.) bastards. Thatâll teach âem to disrupt the supply chain again.â
Op-ed: I’d be way better at scooping up red goop than that fuckass robot arm
Just the other day, during my 4th out of 6 hours of daily scrolling on twitter I mean X, I saw a troubling video I had not seen in a hot second. It was that video of that fuckass robot arm trying to scoop up a bunch of red goop and failing MISERABLY. I would do way, way better. I thought we invented robots to be good at completing tasks. Take for example, the robots you see when youâre watching