Northwestern Campus Snapchat Story Winter Edition
Last week, Snapchat finally stepped up its game and created a new feature that allows college students on their specific campuses to post Snapchats to a story called “Our Campus Story.”
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Your Racist Relative Named Race Relations Expert for Insight into Situation in Ferguson
Your relative was honored for his recent work on a study of the shooting of an unarmed African American teenager by a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri.
Northwestern Sororities to Include Men, Everyone Else
“Those Greek letter earwarmers will have to go because they discriminate against earless people. Earless-Americans are a proud group that has too often been marginalized in Greek life here.”
In Memoriam: Zoboomafoo the Talking Lemur
Community mourns beloved lemur. Contemplates death and 90’s childhood.
Ebola Tries to Rebrand Itself a Fad Diet
“It’s like a less-extreme weight-loss supplement. Our ancestors believed in the power of bloodletting, and, the way we see it, Ebola has a similar effect.”
Evanston Police Use Yik Yak to Solve Bike Theft
“When I was checking the app on my lunch break, I noticed Doby’s yak had received so many upvotes in so little time. This meant it was serious, so I put my top investigator on the case right away,” Eddington said.
Drunken Freshmen Remember the “Saturday Shit Show”
Dan Rivers, WCAS ’18, and John Rice, MEAS ’18, freshman roommates, were seen holding each other in what can only be described as a bromantic embrace as they tried to describe what had gone down.
Green House’s Alternative Strategy for Green Cup
It seemed that Green House couldn’t do anything else to reduce their energy consumption. They already avoid doing laundry, showering, and staying up past 4:30 PM to use less electricity.
Basic Girl’s Guide to Winter at Northwestern
Not in a sorority? You said you wanted to be basic, right? Well, on a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, you are wrong. Reconsider your lifestyle choices and try again.
Northwestern Weather Update: WAT DA HAIL?!?!
At around 3:00pm on Friday October 31st, Evanston’s environment was met with extremely powerful winds and massive amounts of hail….