Top 13 People Currently Having a Better College Experience Than You
As winter quarter takes its toll, it seems like a great time to take a step back and reflect on how well literally everyone else in the world is doing.
Author Archives: Morgan Frost
New Roommates Discover Dorm Room Has Only One Bed
When asked how the sleeping arrangements affected their relationship as roommates, the Leighs responded that they are âcloser than ever, in a platonic way.â
Professorâs Shirt Oddly Wet, Refuses to Address It
Even after the mysterious liquid started to drip onto Ockwerdâs Original Macbook Pro, he made no mention of the trail of sludge coating his âRight Twice a Dayâ handouts.
Close Call! North Campus Resident Narrowly Escapes Willard Party Before Hearing a Single Showtune
Chaseâs âbroâ and unofficial domestic partner Frad added, âAnd the only âhol they even had was Manischewitz. If I wanted to get slightly tipsy and puke up grape juice I woulda just gone to my sisterâs bat Mitzvah this weekend like I was supposed to.â
Ask Flippy: Can I Blame My Commitment Issues on Sargent Constantly Running Out Of Sweet, Sweet Ozzis?
Iâm sick of making excuses like âI have projectile diarrheaâ.
White House Reports Biden Has Been Stuck on Level 3 of Candy Crush Since Inauguration
âItâs sad to see Joe struggle so much,â his wife Dr. Jill commented during the press release. âI donât know how to tell him he needs to use his magic lollipop booster.â
Burnt-Out Senior Joins 200-Level Poetry Class Butt Naked with Poem About the Futility of Higher Education
“Not even a sweatband with his fratâs logo on it to keep his quarantine haircut out of his eyes!”