Northwestern Flipside Presents: First Kiss
We asked six strangers to come in for a first kiss…
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Student Puts Zero Effort into Term Paper Proposal, Hopes Trilateral Commission Is Interesting
After completing his cursory research, Simonides wrote his 200-word proposal in a matter of minutes and rewarded himself for his diligent efforts with four hours of Netflix and video games.
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: The Southwest Side
Hobart is the 77-time winner of the award for “Most Poorly Named Women’s Residential College.” Really, everyone calls this place Ho-House. But it’s in the sorority quad, so you’re practically a sorority girl, right?
Northwestern to Expand Saturday Class Offerings Next Year
“If all goes well with this pilot program,” the email continued, “we will offer Sunday classes in the 2015-16 school year.”
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: South Campus
We’re fully aware that your priority number is shit.
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: North Campus
Critics rave about life in Ayers, saying “It really isn’t that bad,” “Save yourself,” and “I want to die.”
Northwestern Writing Program Releases Statement: Double Negatives Aren’t Incorrect
In fact, the article stresses that the more double negatives you use in daily speech, the less unintelligent people will not think you aren’t.
Girl Removed from Sorority, Did Not Meet Apparel Quota
Quad-Delt junior faces expulsion from her beloved sisterhood when she can’t meet the requirement of wearing (minimum) four articles of clothing marked with her letters per day.
The Flipside Presents: Humans of Bobb
The Flipside sent its best photographers to the Bobb-McCulloch Residential Hall in order to catalog the joys, miseries, and ennui of our shared experience. These are the Humans of Bobb.
New Stickers Greatly Decrease Student-Carried Firearms
“Now that I can’t bring my gun to class with me any more, I have to settle for my katana to protect myself from the rampant crime on campus.”