Northwestern to Expand Saturday Class Offerings Next Year
“If all goes well with this pilot program,” the email continued, “we will offer Sunday classes in the 2015-16 school year.”
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The Flipside’s Housing Guide: South Campus
We’re fully aware that your priority number is shit.
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: North Campus
Critics rave about life in Ayers, saying “It really isn’t that bad,” “Save yourself,” and “I want to die.”
Northwestern Writing Program Releases Statement: Double Negatives Aren’t Incorrect
In fact, the article stresses that the more double negatives you use in daily speech, the less unintelligent people will not think you aren’t.
Girl Removed from Sorority, Did Not Meet Apparel Quota
Quad-Delt junior faces expulsion from her beloved sisterhood when she can’t meet the requirement of wearing (minimum) four articles of clothing marked with her letters per day.
The Flipside Presents: Humans of Bobb
The Flipside sent its best photographers to the Bobb-McCulloch Residential Hall in order to catalog the joys, miseries, and ennui of our shared experience. These are the Humans of Bobb.
New Stickers Greatly Decrease Student-Carried Firearms
“Now that I can’t bring my gun to class with me any more, I have to settle for my katana to protect myself from the rampant crime on campus.”
We Will: The Campaign To Spend $3.75 Billion
The Flipside thinks the money can be better spent on biweekly Dillo Days for the next two decades, or a few windows in Blomquist Gymnasium, and maybe another fan or two.
Students Waste All of Reading Week Studying
“I kept telling myself this quarter would be different,” said Dover. “I was going to catch up on the entire third season of Homeland and re-watch Mean Girls twice before finals. But I spent the entire week doing chemistry practice problems.”
John Travolta Leads Northwestern Campus Tour
Travolta pointed out academic buildings such as “Kierkegaard,” “Luddite,” “Annabel,” and, of course, “Trick Inspector.” The hopeful teenagers walked under “The Ache,” observed the beautifully painted “Rob,” and Instagrammed pictures of Chicago from the grassy “Lank Flank.”