
Bobb Students Discover âThrow-Up Holesâ Actually Called Sinks

Freshmen were shocked to find out these conveniently located containers werenât designed for their puking needs.
Freshmen were shocked to find out these conveniently located containers werenât designed for their puking needs.
âIf sheâll stick around for Frozen, sheâll stick around for anything. Sheâs a keeper.â
“We at CAPS strive to affirm the appallingly fragile, extrinsically-fixed self-worth of our former best and brightest.”
“Sometimes, itâs important for philanthropists that people keep quiet about their good deeds,” Neill told reporters after completing a keg stand.
âI guess itâs early and Iâm still finding my way around,â White said, as if that were actually a thing.
“Iâm in college now and have so much more responsibility. Itâs just more efficient this way.”
A candlelight vigil is scheduled for this Wednesday to commemorate the tragedy.
âI actually do know some people in Florida, so I get why that sounds offensive.â
The presence of Slave Leia led to more interest in their organization than ever before, with over 400 signups to their listserv and 75 phone numbers given directly to “Leia.”
âI knew I should have put on my Willie the Wildcat apron before dishing out such a hearty bowl of chili.â