Flipside Profiles: Rick Santorum
Northwestern University’s College Republicans recently announced that former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum will be speaking in Fisk Hall on Wednesday, November 19.
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ASG Announces Winter Quarter Funding Allocations
After conspicuously embezzling large portions of the money, the ASG Student Groups committee has announced its funding allocations for the next quarter.
Evanston Police Use Yik Yak to Solve Bike Theft
“When I was checking the app on my lunch break, I noticed Doby’s yak had received so many upvotes in so little time. This meant it was serious, so I put my top investigator on the case right away,” Eddington said.
Drunken Freshmen Remember the “Saturday Shit Show”
Dan Rivers, WCAS ’18, and John Rice, MEAS ’18, freshman roommates, were seen holding each other in what can only be described as a bromantic embrace as they tried to describe what had gone down.
Sophomore Beats Borderlands, Misses Orgo Midterm
Despite knowing that his organic chemistry class had a midterm later that night, di Sol opted for a short game of Borderlands: The Pre Sequel which then devolved into a sixteen-hour time commitment.
Green House’s Alternative Strategy for Green Cup
It seemed that Green House couldn’t do anything else to reduce their energy consumption. They already avoid doing laundry, showering, and staying up past 4:30 PM to use less electricity.
Basic Girl’s Guide to Winter at Northwestern
Not in a sorority? You said you wanted to be basic, right? Well, on a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, you are wrong. Reconsider your lifestyle choices and try again.
Northwestern Weather Update: WAT DA HAIL?!?!
At around 3:00pm on Friday October 31st, Evanston’s environment was met with extremely powerful winds and massive amounts of hail….
Election Day “Red Wave” Leaves Behind Millions of Casualties
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.
NCAA Rejects Northwestern’s Request to Curve Football Scores
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.