NCAA Rejects Northwestern’s Request to Curve Football Scores
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.
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A Eulogy for Buffalo W. Wings
I still remember the day that Buffalo, affectionately known as B-Dubs, arrived in Evanston
How to Sexile Your Parents: A Guide to Family Weekend
Learn how to sexile your parents in just three easy steps! Love comes in many forms…
The Flipside’s Guide to Embracing Purple
Feel the purple grumble through your digestive system and challenge your colon with artificial coloring galore!
SafeRide’s New Competition: DangerRide
“We also have engines that rev,” says DangerRide driver Dominic Torretto. “Priuses are for pussies.”
NUdroppedclasses Tumblr Causes Mass Drops, Addiction
A viral trend mirroring the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, called the NU Class Drop Challenge, emerged quickly after the tumblr blog went up.
Flipside Investigates: Barn Party
Not only were the drunken hoes acting like animals, but there were actual REAL, LIVE ANIMALS present at the event.
Asshole Student Group Paints Over Emotionally Charged Message on Rock with Lame Advertisements for their Stupid Club
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
Church of Morty Growing Among Northwestern Students
Mortyism’s sacred text is a collection of drunk-ass powerful speeches dating way back to the inauguration of Morton Schapiro in historic 2009.
The Top 5 Treats to Look for on Halloween
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!