Church of Morty Growing Among Northwestern Students
Mortyism’s sacred text is a collection of drunk-ass powerful speeches dating way back to the inauguration of Morton Schapiro in historic 2009.
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The Top 5 Treats to Look for on Halloween
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!
5 Philanthropy Event Names Guaranteed to Not Offend Anyone
To help student groups, the Flipside has come up with philanthropy event themes that are creative, fun, and most importantly, completely inoffensive.
GREENhouse Shocked to Realize No One Else Cares About Green Cup
“Isn’t this whole thing about reducing energy? Aren’t you still using energy even if you shower at SPAC or charge your laptop at Mudd?”
6 Things Everyone Knows About Dance Marathon
Here are some guidelines so you can successfully eat, sleep, and breathe Dance Marathon.
Midterm Elections: The Test No One is Prepared For
“Everyone talks about Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers graduating from NU, but how are we supposed to know about Rahm Emanuel? I’m from here and I didn’t even know Chicago had a mayor,” said sophomore Johnny Howard.
Searle Health Center Well-Prepared for Ebola Outbreak
“We assure you that every staff member has read the WebMD article about Ebola not once, but twice,” Hannigan stated.
The Ultimate Midterm Study Guide: NU Edition
Can’t figure out a multiple-choice question that gives 4 possible answers to choose from? Simply cross out the 3 incorrect answers and choose the last answer standing, which has to be the correct response!
The Truth about Northwestern Skunks
These critters can be seen on a nightly basis wandering around the streets of Evanston. But why are they here? What do they want from us?
Couples Costumes You Probably Shouldn’t Wear
Couples costumes can be a great idea for Halloween. They double your chances that someone will actually know what you are, and sends the message to everyone that hey, at least I have this ONE friend.