Op Ed: It’s Time for Paid Fraternity Leave
“Paid fraternity leave will end discrimination based on Greek affiliation and make our society better because of it.”
Category Archives: Nation
Elizabeth Tisdahl and Donald Trump: A Comparison
This is a comparison of the viewpoints of Trump and Tisdahl on important national and regional issues.
Jeb Bush Misses Half Money Deadline, Calls Dad
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Lottery Winner Spends Entire Winnings on Lottery
In an interview with The Flipside, Withers said that after “minutes upon minutes” of non-impulsive consideration, she felt that this was the most guaranteed way to continue making money off of her winnings.
NRA Sues Columbia for Using Trigger Warnings
The National Rifle Association decided this past Tuesday to file a formal lawsuit against Columbia University for their embrace of trigger warnings.
REPORT: Grandma Doesn’t Trust “The Asians”
“They’ve got a real shady look about them, you know what I mean? Their eyes are just…” she paused to stretch the skin around her own eyes outwards and demonstrate her point.
BREAKING: Jewish Mom Pesters Son
He recalled being assaulted by questions regarding his grades, workload, sleeping and hygiene habits, as well as concerns over getting into a good medical school.
Uncle A Little Too Interested In Your Hookups
Throughout Thanksgiving dinner, your uncle repeatedly led the conversation back to your fall quarter hookups, asking questions that nobody at the table wanted to hear.
Governor Rauner Warms Hands by Fire of Burning Quran
“These Qurans sure burn hot and fast.”
Morty Frantically Invites All Minorities to Dinner Party
“It’s a completely normal thing I do every year, that I should do every year.”