Ask The Flipside: Percy the Gay Stoner on Valentine’s Day
This week in “Ask the Flipside,” Percy the Gay Stoner tackles questions about the hottest places to go on Valentine’s Day and the best way to look attractive during the winter.
Category Archives: Opinion
Point/Counterpoint: Should Evanston Have a Skatepark?
ETHS student Patrick Thornby argues, “No, this isn’t a good idea for such a first-class model community,” while retired musician Paul Hamilton says, “Hell yeah! Let’s do it!”
Opinion: Don’t Deport Justin Bieber, Canada Still Has Hope
Keep the issue contained and save the Canadian youth. It’s too late for our own.
A Modest Proposal (for the Heating of the Evanston Area)
Guest columnist Jonathan Swift proposes a simple and effective solution to Chicago winters: student bonfires.
Ask The Flipside: Getting Your Roommate to Do the Dishes
In “Ask Flippy,” you, our readers get the chance to ask the most wizened personalities on The Flipside staff for advice about school, relationships, and life. This week’s columnist is our angry feminist roommate.
Dunkin’ Donuts Violates Northwestern’s Academic Mission
This Dunkin’ Donuts is a diversion from, and therefore an insult to, John Evans’s dream of an uplifting Methodist education. It is a slap in the face to Robert R. McCormick; it is an obscenity against Henry Bienen; it is an open mockery of Joseph Medill.
Founding Fathers Would Have Discouraged Attributing Opinions to Dead People
If Thomas Jefferson and “Honest Ben” Franklin knew of the recent misattribution of opinions to the late Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. they would have been ashamed to call themselves ‘mericans.
Here’s How We Fix Northwestern Football, Part One: Ryan Field
Ryan Field’s location doesn’t make a lick of sense. What the hell, guys!?! We say we’re Chicago’s Big Ten team, and then we put our games in fucking Evanston. Huh?
OPINION: The War on Black Friday Must End Now
Thanks to the unavoidable “Christmas creep,” Cyber Monday, and this year’s Thanksgiving Day sales, Black Friday no longer signifies the designated celebration of capitalist excess it used to.
OPINION: No Shave November a Manifestation of Follicular Privilege
I CAN’T grow a beard, and when I walk down Sheridan, my hairless, female face literally being ASSAULTED by gale force winds, it’s both oppressive and marginalizing to see these fur-faced misogynists gloating in their superiority and facial warmth.