Yeah, I Watch golf–Guys Ordering Left Feet (on the black market)
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Op-Ed: Running over someone with a car is okay if you cross your toes while pushing the gas pedal
I don’t condone violence. I don’t condone breaking traffic rules. But I do condone following honor codes typically used by children.
Quentin Tarantino To Direct “Con Air Bud” Movie, Has Titular Dog Stop 9/11
Tarantino explained that since the dogs are “literally down to Earth”, he’ll be casting his human actors based on “feet and feet alone”.
What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
“Most of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Rex Ryan Eats Words, Adds Salt and Butter
“I’ve tasted da feet…I mean, defeat, before…but this was a tough one to swallow,” the coach remarked. “They…I mean, it…left a pretty bitter taste in my mouth.”