Self-Conscious Freshman Isn’t Prepared to Learn That He is the Shortest in PA Group
Bentley’s “inclusive” friends will not be so accepting when they see more than just his Pink Floyd t-shirt and mandala tapestry.
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Planned Parenthood Begins Handing Out Copies of League of Legends in Lieu of Condoms
League of Legends functions differently than many contraceptives such as condoms or Plan B. Rather than stop pregnancy, she says, it simply eliminates any chance of sexual (or human) contact at all.
Jewish Students Start Day Long Hunger Strike To Protest Classes On Yom Kippur
With what Rosenstein described as “like, zero” participation from students in Econ, pre-Law, and pre-Med, classes will become even more painful over Zoom than imaginable.
Professor Fights Urge to Meddle in Student’s Love Life After Reading Private Chat Transcripts
Hornberger has had to restrain himself from placing the two students together in breakout rooms on several occasions. He also gave them knowing glances during his lecture on college hookup culture.
University IT Admin Considering Barring Students, Parents, Faculty, Staff, and Themselves From Access to CAESAR, Citing Security Risks
The functionality of the website will remain exactly the same, which the anonymous informant said is actually the most formidable layer of security.
Person Who Says They “don’t care if you’re black, white, red, green, etc” Actually Doesn’t Really Like Blue People
When asked what the origins of her prejudice were, Smith said she’s always thought this way but did let slip that her mother ran away to be a groupie of the Blue Man Group when she was 13 years-old.
Tiktokers Everywhere Mourn Eddie Van Halen’s Death by Googling “Who is Eddie Van Halen”
On Tuesday evening, Eddie Van Halen’s son announced his father’s death to the world via a heartfelt Instagram post. Several hours later, the news (accompanied by a trendy dance) made its way to Tiktok, where it was completely ignored. The Flipside reached out to several popular Tiktokers for comment, who, unaware of Van Halen’s fame, reached out to their followers for information on the singer. This started a trend of what analysts are calling the fourth-largest increase in google searches
California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
“Huh? I don’t remember what background anyone had. Besides, can’t you just set your virtual background to anything?”
Iron Man to be rebranded Fe Male for International Women’s Day
With International Women’s Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
Mr. Ratburn Endorses Buttigieg, says He Best Represents the Gay Elitist Rat Demographic
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on children’s network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.”