Sophomore to Redirect All Questions About Her Summer to Her Instagram
An overly nonchalant caption, exclusively in lowercase letters and overwhelmingly blasé, follows each post.
Author Archives: Flippy
Ask Flippy: At What Point Should My Taxi Driver’s Yelling “SHIT SHIT SHIT” Be Concerning?
Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
I’m so happy it’s not actually thunderstormig – Dillo 2017
“DRAM is bopping he’s so jazzy and smooth I love this but also when do I get redrunk.”
Sophomore Shotgunning PBR at 8 am Feeling Ambitious Today
He then proceeded to turn on the shower to wash off all the excess beer that had dribbled down his neck and chest.
Op-Ed: That’s What They* Said, You Politically Incorrect Cracker
Your mailman Megan deliver you a package from Dick’s? That’s what they said!
Theatre Major in Front Row Ruins Lecture Yet Again
This is reportedly the seventh time lecture has been derailed by this repeat offender with no sign of remorse.
Steve Hagerty in Cahoots with Russian Studies Department
“A few days before the election, our headquarters were broken into. I almost didn’t notice until I tripped on a heavily annotated copy of Dostoevsky’s The Idiot.”
Op-Ed: If You Read It Right, The Dillo Map Will Show You Where the Bodies Are
Then it hit me. This map was no perimeter for moral degradation and clinical diseases: it was a guide to discovering the hidden truths of Dillo—and human flesh.
Sorority Girl Already Planning Vomit Spot for this Weekend’s Blackout
Her itinerary includes nine drinks, three frats, two random boys, and one trip to Lisa’s to end the night.
Area Boyfriend Watches The Notebook to Get Head
“How did he get such a good idea? If I ever get a girlfriend, I know what movie I’ll watch.”