Game of Thrones Season 5 Conclusion Revealed
SPOILER ALERT: This article will contain spoilers for both book readers and television-series-watchers alike.
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Apple Introduces POC (Poops of Color)
Apple took a proactive approach to solve this problem. The iOS 8.3 software update now includes purple, aqua, neon, amber, and grey dung for the enjoyment of the entire human race.
Porky Pig, Scooby-Doo Enroll in Speech Therapy
Although it is increasingly common for celebrities to undergo therapy or rehab, some bloggers have begun to speculate that it’s part of a Warner Bros. company policy to be more politically correct with its franchises.
Charli XXX confirmed for Dildo Day
We were so inspired by the perennial success of Dillo Day that we have decided to put on our own festival to be called Dildo Day.
“Walk of Shame” to be featured in Campus Tours
In anticipation for the prospective student-centered Wildcat Days, Director of Undergraduate Admission Marsha Thornton announced last week the office’s decision to include a walk of shame on each campus tour.
NU Heats Up for Sex Week
This year’s edition of Sex Week is SHAPEing up to be the hottest yet with tons of cool events and activities smattered throughout the week.
Beyonce to Headline Dillo Day
Queen B tweeted a picture of her magnificent thighs emblazoned with a large purple ‘N’ and the caption “Coming for you xo.”
Fraternity Inspires PED Testing for Dance Marathon
DM officials are investigating the serious possibility that last year’s complete absence of fainting frat bros was due to blood doping and other performance enhancing drugs.
Weinberg to Introduce GNDR ST 230: Intro to Misogyny for Diversity Requirement
There is disagreement on whether the scope of inequalities studied should be national or international, and whether Northwestern had ever experienced an instance of racism, social injustice, or cultural insensitivity.
OPINION: Gone Greek Night, Bruno Help Me
Gone Greek Night is unique in that it is possibly the only time of the year before Dillo Day where pounding five shots of Skol at 3:30 in the afternoon is expected, not shunned.