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What the F#$ksaw Goes on in Human Sex?
Communication Studies Students Accurately Divide Restaurant Bill, Plus Tip
âThe Stress Is Highâ Says Reporter Covering Awards Show [Not Middle Eastern Bloodshed]
Christian Bale Gains 40 Pounds for Role of âOscar Winnerâ
Journalists Admit to Instigating Revolts in the Middle East âWe were in it for the moneyâ
It has been a tough decade for journalists. Many have had to take up second jobs as teachers or bloggers to make a living. In 2010, however, the Journalist Organization for Better Standing (JOBS), decided to do something about it. âWe held a think tank meeting at a Starbucks,â said JOBS president Joseph Medill. âIt was there that Rudy [Murdoch] came up with what has been a game-changing decision for us: overthrow the Tunisian government and send the whole world
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] OMG, Guys, You *HAVE* to Watch Schindlerâs List! It Has Tits!
by xtrasooperdood GUYS! You guys! You wonât believe it! Câmon! Okay, you guys are NOT. Fuckinâ. Gonna. Believe it. Last night my parents made me watch a movie with them; it was some fuckinâ black and white movie. Gay shit, amirite? Yeah, I know! But listen, this movie had more tits than you could shake your dick at – NO, DAN, IâM NOT FUCKING LYING! No, I donât know what it was about – I was on AIM the whole
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] An Anthropological Translation of an AIM Conversation
by b4113rh4113r sWeEtIeBABI444: Hey radsportsdude69: hi sWeEtIeBABI444: Howâs it going? radsportsdude69: nm u? sWeEtIeBABI444: uhhh⊠Iâm just chillinnnnn :) radsportsdude69: hoo is this? sWeEtIeBABI444: Katie, frm Math radsportsdude69: Oh, hey radsportsdude69: sup? sWeEtIeBABI444: not much. I already asked you that ;) radsportsdude69 : oh yeah lol sWeEtIeBABI444: Wat u up to tonight? radsportsdude69: nm u? sWeEtIeBABI444: lol Iâm hanging out with some friends. we jst watched the ring lol radsportsdude69: I kno, shes so hot. I dnt kno y she
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] Four Teens Lost in Hollister for Better Part of Day
[by Cla4732] Due to a lack of all natural and artificial light, two boys and two girls who had gone on a double mall date ended up wandering around Hollister for four hours yesterday. Sources report that the pounding music and overpowering smell of cologne added to their disorientation. While Amanda and Chris groped through racks of sequins and preschool-sized jeans, Joey and Suzie groped each other, furiously making out 3 feet from their companions. After finding the exit with
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] I Can Do Anything I Want (But Momâs Picking Me Up at 5)
Hey, Chris, wassup? Excited to hang out later? Oh, Jesus, dude, donât call it a fucking playdate- ’cause weâre not sixth graders anymore, that’s why! Huh, whatâs that? Your parents wonât let you go to the mall by yourself? Jesus Christ, dude, weâre thirteen! They canât tell us what to do! And we sure as hell donât need them! Now grow some fucking balls, call your mom, and demand that she drive us to the mall! You need to be