Prospie Disappears in Tech, Building Will Not Erupt This Year
As of yet there is no plausible explanation for why the high school student has gone missing.
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Arthur Butz Plays Two Truths, One Historical Lie with AEPi
[Butz] proceeded to play a game of Two Truths, One Lie that turned into a dogmatic rebuttal to all common knowledge about the Holocaust, to the increasing discomfort of the Fraternity members.
“I Can’t Turn It Off!” Screams Morty, Hurtling Past Onlookers in a Golf Cart
“Once he gets an idea in his head you better make sure you hide the high-energy combustibles or he’ll get in there, believe you me.”
White House to Hunt Journalists Instead of Eggs This Easter
But Trump has held firm during this criticism, tweeting out that “shooting journalists is a great activity for our nation’s kids; how else are they going to learn how to get rid of fake news.”
Op-Ed: Lifting Makes You a Better Person
If you’re not coughing up protein powder after every meal you probably have some moral failings. It’s just the truth.
Gramatik Are Perform at Dillo
Mayfest tell reporter Flipside that Slovenian EDM boy Gramatik, also known Denis Jašarević, are perform at Dillo Day 2017 in Lakefill.
Op Ed: I Bought a Rice Cooker on “Free and For Sale”
When “Mary” eventually responded, I almost threw my computer out the window for the second time.
Local Man Sporting Shorts All Winter Disappointed No One Asked Him Why He Was Wearing Shorts
“I’m clearly peacocking but not one person has had the courtesy to point it out.”
Area Engineer Relaxes With a Bath and Single Variable Calculus
“I know you could call me boring for not doing something more exciting like multivariable,” Franks said as he put scented candles around his bed, “But I really enjoy it and that’s what counts.”
Puddle on Garrett and Sheridan Celebrates First Birthday
Party-goers sang “Happy Birthday,” told stories about the puddle, and even ate birthday cake during the splendid celebration.