âWhy, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I donât see what the hold-up is here,â said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his fatherâs days as a used car salesman.
The school announced Monday that the reporting of semester grades was delayed because of “inconsistencies” in some teachersâ grading.
âWhen I came here, I had a purity score of 100,â attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick â23, âbut when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.â
âWell, Iâll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like itâs my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”
âOriginally I was undecided,â claimed Cohen, âbut after my parents thought that I meant âhappyâ when I told them I was gay, I knew that I needed to take drastic measures to communicate my sexuality. So I charged my US Gay & Lesbian History textbooks to my familyâs Amazon account.â
Itâs no secret to NU students that the school has problems managing money, from administration blowing millions on football games to continuing to fund the theater program. However, recent statements out of the office of the president indicate that these troubles may be over. When Morty Schapiro went into a budget meeting with several of the financial experts in charge of the universityâs endowment with one of those bats with nails in it, reporters were unsure of the outcome. However
Even the professor seemed impressed when he briefly stopped his teaching halfway through class. âI am so proud ofâŠCole?… for finally trimming his nails,â said Professor Gill, âI know that this journey has been a long one – even longer than his nail was.â
âBasically, my standards are that I donât want someone who has a criminal record,â Seymour said, âActually⊠if heâs willing to cover electric, I wouldnât mind a few class-3 misdemeanors.â
Campus police report that girl code infractions have spiraled beyond the brave forcesâ physical and emotional capabilities.
“He touted how he has not put a single penny toward his childrenâs health and well-being, including not paying for vaccinations or shoes.