âSexual assault allegations in an on-campus residential hall are best handled with strongly worded campus-wide emails and whatever an âawareness workshopâ is.â
âFrankly, we, the organizers of Sex Week, were just as blindsided as the students. The whole thing just blew up in our face. It was a complete mess.â
âIâdespite being a straight, rich, white male conservativeâfeel like I can be the best ally to people upset at how the world chews up and spits out the little guy.â
Over the weekend non-area student Alex Jackson visited Northwesternâs campus. Sources indicate he was somewhat impressed.
âShe has every right to put a humidifier on her side of the room. Just like I have every right to cancel it out with a dehumidifier on my side.â
âThis new policy will both keep Hinman safe from all forms of Terrorism and make those liberals regret every protesting.”
âRunning is just one part of it; Iâm also going to be eating healthier and keeping a track of my daily activities.â
The novel, which follows the coming-of-age of a Southern girl against a background of racial unrest, is reported by critics to have been penned by the late Harper Lee, but Spicer emphatically denies these claims.
“When I look through all of these candidates, I just see a bunch of old out-of-touch men I’d never want to shoot heroin with, but Quinn is something different.”
To my knowledge, Morty is not black, or any other race other than white.