Speaker to Speak at NU
This is the Yamaha STAGEPAS 600i’s final stop on its college campus tour that has been widely publicized ever since it gained consciousness earlier this year.
Category Archives: Local
Study: Students Who Don’t Buy Hot Dogs Love Cancer
This overthrows the previous assumption that individuals who chose to not buy hot dogs either didn’t like hot dogs or did not have the $2 necessary to purchase one.
Gold: A Review of the Kanye West Tribute
Composed, written, and choreographed by over 100 NU students, the musical focuses on the life of Kanye West and the hardships he has faced on his road from riches to bitches.
Dillo Day Website Hints at Headliner Illuminati
Here, you see that the outline of the logo is a hexagon. A hexagon has six sides. Six divided by two is three. Now you begin to see.
Privileged Fuck has Summer Plans All Figured Out
Reports surfaced today indicating that privileged fuck Eric Beltran, WCAS ’16, has his summer plans figured out while you are no closer to an internship than you were before you started binge-watching “Friends.”
Student Annoyingly Interferes with Google Doc
“Luke for fuck’s sake will you CUT IT OUT?”
Things that were Popular when T-Pain was Popular
2007 was really the golden age for a lot of popstars, but none so much as Britney Spears. Sure, she’s done some stuff since, but the only Britney we want has a shaved head and brandishes an umbrella.
Student Group Finds Time to Meet
The five individuals compared schedules day-by-day, searching for one hour at which they would all be free. Finally, two members sacrificed prior commitments to free up one hour on June 16, 2018.
Analysis of Offensive Library Graffiti
Last night, to gain a more in-depth analysis of the subject, The Flipside went undercover as janitors to investigate. What we found may be shocking, but just remember: everything is not as it seems.
Beta Beta Beta Fraternity to Relocate to Qatar
The Northwestern Intercampus will be adding a stop in Doha, and the house has been added as an extension to the SafeRide service area.