The Flipside Nominates the 2014 Homecoming Court
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
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Lost Freshman Found, Shown Where Einstein’s Actually Is
“[Tech] is a maze, man. I didn’t think I’d ever get out,” he said, still squinting from daylight. “I can’t believe more people haven’t gotten lost trying to find the Einstein’s in here.”
5 Creative Ways To Ask Your Crush To the Homecoming Game
With the annual homecoming dance game approaching this Saturday, the Flipside knows you have a special someone on your mind. Whether its the cute girl in your chemistry lab or the cute girl in your physics lab, these innovative ideas will be sure to get you the date of your dreams. It’ll be the homecoming you always dreamed of, and more. [slideshow_deploy id=’22444′]
Evanston Amends Highly-Regarded, Life-Saving Fire Code
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.
Intercampus Extremes: The Trials of a Long Distance Relationship
“Spending all that energy walking is a total waste of 100 calories, especially because my girlfriend’s only on the 14-meal-a-week plan.”
Fall Quarter Survival Guide
Just like college football, the week-by-week breakdown on midterms and assignments is always a hot topic.
Friendsy… More Like F*cksy
“I’ve had Friendsy for one week, and I’ve already had 7 dates, 5 hook ups, and 3 one-night stands”
Robert Downey Jr.’s Real Reason for Visiting Northwestern
Not much is known as to why the CEO of Stark Enterprises decided to stop by the law school, but his presence led to numerous speculations among students as to the purpose of his visit.
SIGHTED: Willie the Wildcat During Lunar Eclipse
“It was big and fluffy and terrifying,” said student Laura Collins. “I could see the moon reflected its big red eyes, and an unquenchable thirst for the taste of human flesh.
OPINION: #ThanksObama
I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.