Sure, sheâs a brainwashed, amnesiac alien soldier fighting an intergalactic war, but would it kill her to smile once in a while? The liberals are really pushing their feminist agenda here and itâs making me sick.
âI got them all, folks,â the actual president said to raucous cheers from his unpaid Secret Service guards.
âThese people,â he gestured vaguely around the packed basement, âthey just donât appreciate a good graphic tee.â
Twenty-something social media influencer and cryptic concept filmmaker Brynlee Hodges was truly inspired by Warrenâs yeet.
âTyler told us that he was going to argue that men were actually wronged by society â like, just for the sake of discussion. Then he started really overusing the word âactually.â”
Theyâve only managed to make coffee related businesses, because college students were having problems getting coffee somehow.
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âI never thought this would happen, dude,â lamented Burt McDover, who looked after Post Maloneâs head lice. âPosty said he just wanted to try taking a quick shower because all his buddies did it every day. Itâs the newest trend, you know?”
Studies show that this is the 7000thinstance in 2019 of a white man speaking on a topic with irrational confidence despite having little to no knowledge of said topic.
âI will be launching a weekly ceremony to eliminate people from the GroupMe,â wrote Piper in an official press release to the GroupMe. âYou can gain immunity from elimination by doing my laundry or locating a fork during lunchtime in Sargent.â